pheta-baked

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.

stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.

by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011

half-baked idea

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons

Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!

by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014

salty bake sale

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Troy Baker

He voices everyone...every single person...you can't escape him
He even voices you, the person reading this

Oh look its Troy Baker!
Well of course it is! He's everyone

by ConbroDEEtions February 18, 2021

The Baku Superposition

The Baku Superposition is where one is simultaneously a multimillionaire and broke or in debt. Commonly found in Sethical's Baku series.

Young Cash Register aka Lil' 🅱️roomstick is in the Baku Superposition

by chryobyte February 3, 2022

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021