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Aspen

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by zimmer frame November 29, 2021
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Aspergers

Actually, unlike a majority of the definitions, Aspergers is not even a diagnosis in the US and will no longer be a diagnosis everywhere else as of January 2021. Aspergers is a neo-nazi man who, at first, thought all children were equal until he became part of a neo-nazi organization. He then found children who are autistic and realized they usually had high IQ and so he sent anyone who wasn't of those children to their death. If they were of high IQ, they went to institutions to work and become the next gen. The neurological disorder is now know as Autism Spectrum disorder (2013 in the DSM 5 and January of 2022 in the ICD-11).
1. Autism Mom- Yeah, my kid has Aspergers

Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.

2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.
by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 14, 2021
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Aspen

A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.
by Nigel L January 29, 2022
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Aspic

A yucky kind of food. Basically Jello but made from meat stock/broth and contains questionable meat products (e.g. offal), seafood or eggs inside.
Mom: Who wants aspic tonight!!!
Kids: Ewwwwwww 🤢🤮
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Alpecs

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by Herz3n March 22, 2022
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Aspen

Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.
Wow look at Aspen over there, my god is he ever fucking legendary.
by bussieee March 30, 2022
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Aspen

“Aspen is a Cohen fucker
by Mydingdong March 7, 2022
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