Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.
Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.
Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.
Ross: Whore
Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.
Ross: Whore
by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011
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Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.
by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010
Get the Apple Rider mug.An apple pipe is a makeshift smoking device. To make one only requires an apple and a pen/pencil and about 30 seconds of time.
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Step 1) Pull out the stem of the apple.
Step 2) The indentation in the middle of the apple (where the stem was) is the bowl. Push the pen/pencil halfway through the apple, but DO NOT go all the way to the bottom.
Step 3) Remove the pen/pencil and shove it straight through the apple perpendicular to the hole you just made. This creates the mouthpiece and the carb.
Step 4) Pack the bowl, smoke, and enjoy!
Bob: "I've got the weed and a lighter, where's your pipe?"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
Joe: "Oh shit I left it at my house!"
Bob: "No problem, there's an apple in the fridge and there's a pencil over on the table."
Joe: "Nice thinkin'!"
by Geist June 3, 2005
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Jodie loved to get the cumshot on her face, particularly her forehead, but she had couldnt resist when Johua asked to do the Manhattan apple tree.
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