alkeehol

The recdneck way to say Alchohol.

Hey, betty Joe Bob Sue Mcgiggens, Whers me alkeehol?

by I forget January 11, 2004

Forever alone

The initials for the person who is forever alone is J.S

Oh J.S is so forever alone

by $ftgy April 11, 2016

boink-alike

having sex with someone that looks like a famous person

Randy had sex with Jim, who looked just like Ricky Martin. Jim is a boink-alike!

by oahuguy January 23, 2011

drinking alone

Something very lonely and sad people do. A person that very badly needs a woman in his life.

I’m drinking alone cause I’m too lazy to date.

by Hitchette October 29, 2017

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*

never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

Alosexual

It's basically just being aromantic with a different name for some reason

Yo there's a sexuality where you like being alone

You mean, Like Aromantic ?

No, it's Alosexual

by Some_rando_sob December 3, 2021