esraven account

A larger-than-usual sum of money temporarily-stored by a third party, and that's earmarked to be doled out later upon completion of a sale or contract.

One should be very wary and careful of who is chosen to manage an esraven account, or a number of people may be forced to "eat crow" regarding said financial transaction.

by QuacksO May 31, 2021

account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015

Accountant

A code for sex work. Porn, prostitution, online video

Nobody asks you any questions if you say you are an accountant

by The most awesome person EVER August 2, 2021

eBay account

Someone that performs worse than their elo. An outdated term that has mostly been replaced by saying someone is boosted

"Please stop feeding mid"
"Don't even bother, he's playing on an eBay account"

by Eggnivia February 20, 2018

charted accountant

Is a professional in accounting , tax , costing and legal corporate world.

Dedicated his teenage life to studies to become one 😅.
Known primarily as a charted accountant in Asia.
In west known as public accountant

He is a charted accountant by profession.

by The w6rst alien July 18, 2023

Accounts Prayable

The polite corporate euphemism for “we’re broke, but let’s pretend we’re still solvent.” Refers to the mystical stage of cash-flow crisis where “Accounts Payable” becomes “Accounts Prayable,” as in, pray the suppliers don’t notice, pray the bank transfers clear, pray payroll hits.

When your CFO puts a charitable donation box outside his office, you know your company’s officially in Accounts Prayable mode.

by Alien Adenoid October 14, 2025

Positive Accountability

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.

The concept of Positive Accountability equates to gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen

by anonymous July 27, 2024