Abused Puppy Syndrome 

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

Abused Puppy Syndrome by hoboace October 21, 2007

abusive relationship 

A relationship where your other half is constantly attacking or harrasing you.

Bro I'm in an abusive relationship with Emma

abusive relationship by Hurelo February 17, 2020

abuelita 

literally - Little Grandmother.

My abuelita dislikes cholos.

abuelita by Red Pellets June 11, 2006

Abuden 

The short form of "Ah, but then?" to indicate, "What else did you expect?" or "Wasn't that obvious?"

A: I told her I would keep her cat while she went on vacation, but didn't realise I would have to feed the cat.

B: Abuden? Did you expect the cat to go look for food on its own?

Abuden by ireneQ April 20, 2007

Absent Friends 

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

Absent Friends by rperazag May 9, 2010

abusive parent

An emotionally abusive parent will make a child (no matter what age) feel guilt for having relationships outside of them. They may also make you feel guilty for other things that have nothing to do with you, just to have the satisfaction of your emotional reaction.

abusive parent

abusive parent by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

abusadora 

A girl who is known as a heartbreaker.

"Ronca, maquinadora
Tu con tu cara seductora
Los machos azora, provocadora
La nena de los nenes, la abusadora
Los descontrola sin rola
To's la quieren, ninguno la soba
Los tiene en la boba
Comprando prenda, y trajes
Ninguno le afloja" - Yaga y Mackie

abusadora by D-Block_NJ June 20, 2006