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Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.
My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.
by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.
Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.
by MorphLord October 1, 2017
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Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).
I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.
by hash4questions August 18, 2016
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Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax
"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX
by arson_investigator January 29, 2021
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Shipping Tax

Amount charged for shipping an item above the actual cost of the item. Used when discussing sites, such as ebay, where sellers will sometimes charge large flat-rate shipping costs in order to try to get more profit from a sale.
I bid low because the shipping tax was outrageous.
by caq July 21, 2008
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SanicMC Tax

Takes 1% of all financial gain. Can be used like the Uno Reverse Card
I think you need to pay your SanicMC Tax
by NotSanicMC June 29, 2022
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