Ashleigh

A Girl who is a good lover and a good looker with the right moves and loving heart and won't take shit from anyone and doesnt give a shit what other people say about her.

Dude: See that ashleigh chick? She hot isn't she?
Dude2: Yeah i see her and nawh she is

smexi not hot "SMEXI"

by Girl gone goth May 8, 2009

Ashley Sunshine

A person of true beauty; one who is absolutely amazing in every sense of human nature. She's beautiful for more than a day, for more than a moment. She's beautiful every waking minute, and nothing can ever compare to her. Her brown, infinite eyes. Remind you of what's lovely in this world. She is simply undescribable. Should one attempt to depict what makes her so special, that person would be left speechless for hours.

Mayor John: "I've never seen such a marvelous person! Who is she?"

Andres: "That's Ashley Sunshine. She truly is someone special.."

by Solar Ice October 13, 2011

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

Ramen Noodle Asshole

When you eat ramen noodles and don't chew very well, then it comes out of your ass still in noodle form.

Dude I was up all night with ramen noodle asshole

by The ManOnMan April 26, 2009

Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?

When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

Fullmetal asshole

An idiotic fan of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist (which is actually really good), however, is so insanely obsessed with it that he will diss every other show and call anyone who doesn't like FMA an idiot.

igloo15 and bakudan are fullmetal assholes

by Tehman November 17, 2004

rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison

I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007