A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.
The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
by blackram67 January 26, 2013
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Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.
To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".
An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.
To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".
An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube
Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!
Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!
Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
by KatSam12 September 18, 2013
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1. Pretty
2. Smart
3. Too good for haters
4. Everyone is super envious of her
5. Humble
6. Giving
7. Caring
8. Wise and Intelligent
9. And probably too good for you!
2. Smart
3. Too good for haters
4. Everyone is super envious of her
5. Humble
6. Giving
7. Caring
8. Wise and Intelligent
9. And probably too good for you!
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Asshole dad: YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY NOW! YOU HAIR TOO LONG! SO UGLY!
Me: Why can't I look the way I want?
Dad: YOU LOOK LIKE GIRL! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE THINK YOU GIRL?!!?!??!?!?!
Me: How is 3 inch long hair girly?
Dad: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY! OR I TAKE YOU LAPTOP AWAY!
Me: ... *gets a lopsided haircut that makes me look like a fucking nerd. Asian parents fail. *
2.
Faghead dad: Did you do your homework today?
Me: Yeah
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: Yes.
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: YES!!!
Dad: WHY YOU YELL? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!
Me: Well obviously you couldn't hear me so I had to yell
Dad: SHUT UP!!!
Me: Fine...
Dad: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST KID EVER. *beats*
3.
This is a true story. I was in 4th grade, and my mom was trying to teach me how to add fractions. I didn't get it at the time, and here's what happened:
Mom: Do #1
Me: *does it, gets it wrong*
Mom: WRONG! HOW YOU FORGET? DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!
Me: I'm trying!
Mom: WATCH!!! *does problem, expects me to magically know how to do it* Now do #2
Me: *still doesn't get it, gets it wrong*
Mom: STUPID! DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! *bitch slaps*
Me: *sobbing* I don't know how!
Mom: *angrily does the problem, and breaks the pencil in the middle* SHARPEN IT!
Me: *sharpens*
Mom: Now do #3!
Me: *gets it wrong. How does she expect me to learn this stuff in a day as a 4th grader?*
Mom: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST KID IN THE WORLD! *goes in a bitch slapping and punching frenzy*
Me: *ends up with lots of bruises*
4.
Fucktard dad: *watching '24' with me* This is the stupidest show ever. All it does is label chinese people as bad guys
Me: ... There are american terrorists too...
Dad: This is the most unrealistic stuff ever. Bullshit. How does jack survive everything?
Me: How come martial artists in chinese movies can fly? Unrealistic much?
Dad: Shut up
Asshole dad: YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY NOW! YOU HAIR TOO LONG! SO UGLY!
Me: Why can't I look the way I want?
Dad: YOU LOOK LIKE GIRL! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE THINK YOU GIRL?!!?!??!?!?!
Me: How is 3 inch long hair girly?
Dad: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY! OR I TAKE YOU LAPTOP AWAY!
Me: ... *gets a lopsided haircut that makes me look like a fucking nerd. Asian parents fail. *
2.
Faghead dad: Did you do your homework today?
Me: Yeah
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: Yes.
Dad: did you do your homework today?
Me: YES!!!
Dad: WHY YOU YELL? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!
Me: Well obviously you couldn't hear me so I had to yell
Dad: SHUT UP!!!
Me: Fine...
Dad: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST KID EVER. *beats*
3.
This is a true story. I was in 4th grade, and my mom was trying to teach me how to add fractions. I didn't get it at the time, and here's what happened:
Mom: Do #1
Me: *does it, gets it wrong*
Mom: WRONG! HOW YOU FORGET? DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!
Me: I'm trying!
Mom: WATCH!!! *does problem, expects me to magically know how to do it* Now do #2
Me: *still doesn't get it, gets it wrong*
Mom: STUPID! DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! *bitch slaps*
Me: *sobbing* I don't know how!
Mom: *angrily does the problem, and breaks the pencil in the middle* SHARPEN IT!
Me: *sharpens*
Mom: Now do #3!
Me: *gets it wrong. How does she expect me to learn this stuff in a day as a 4th grader?*
Mom: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST KID IN THE WORLD! *goes in a bitch slapping and punching frenzy*
Me: *ends up with lots of bruises*
4.
Fucktard dad: *watching '24' with me* This is the stupidest show ever. All it does is label chinese people as bad guys
Me: ... There are american terrorists too...
Dad: This is the most unrealistic stuff ever. Bullshit. How does jack survive everything?
Me: How come martial artists in chinese movies can fly? Unrealistic much?
Dad: Shut up
by iHateAsianParentss April 19, 2009
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Get the Asian Sensation mug.A term used to combat other 'pride' groups, allowing Asians to band together to preserve their status, culture, heritage and respect. Unknowingly causes the stereotyping of many Asian cultures into one generic one, ironically eliminating the point of having something like "asian pride". Members of this generic culture call themselves "azns" and forget the differences between their nationality and other Asian ones.
This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).
This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).
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