Asian Occasion

When a non-Asian person's eyes look Asian in a photo because of how they're smiling.

Don't use that picture for the Christmas card; Christopher is smiling differently from normal and has major Asian occasion.

by red tea7777777 December 16, 2010

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

Asian Girl Wasted

Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.

We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.

by Audreyslove October 26, 2016

Asian Space

The outrageous amount of space an Asian driver leaves between their car and the car in front of them.

Holy fuck dude do you see that Asian space?! I'm going to go big boy bok choy on that fool.

by Squattin4Cotton December 13, 2017

Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.

I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019

asian best friend

An Asian best friend is someone who will be their for you all the time they will do your math homework for you and make you ramen when you need it. They always got your back and they love to play video games. Also they won’t eat your dog so don’t worry.

My Asian Best Friend made me ramen.

by AsianKid420-69 September 4, 2019

Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.

"You have such an Asian Grandpa"

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020