short, bald-headed, pervert. Will eye fuck anything he sees walking. Legend has it he possesses the ability to impregnate anyone on sight. If you see this man avoid all eye contact
"walk away dont look at him hes an alpesh"
"you gave eye contact to alpesh?!? here quick swallow this plan b"
"I'm afraid you have been alpeshed. Would you like to keep the baby?"
"you gave eye contact to alpesh?!? here quick swallow this plan b"
"I'm afraid you have been alpeshed. Would you like to keep the baby?"
by cougarmama50294420 November 23, 2021
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Can be a great leader
Can be a great leader
by Spidy-1×2 November 24, 2021
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A homosexual, polysexual male with blue eyes and brown hair.He can shake his eyes,he‘s so special! He fell in love with 2 guys named Timmy and Linus. They are in a Poly relationship and have good sex.Especially a threesome.Almos is nice and short,he‘s a friend that you can put in your backpack and carry him around.So sweet!
You: Almos,let‘s go on a trip!
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
by TimmyXAlmosXLinus November 24, 2021
Get the Almos mug.The name itself means a god.People like him are rare in this world,you would not believe such a nice guy can exist.The one with innocent smile,perfect eyes and everything great.The most caring and loving person who you could trust with your life.He will never cheat on you cause he is loyal AF.If you ever find Alpish,NEVER LET HIM GO!!.All the girls like him but when he truly finds that *LUCKY GIRL*,he loves her for eternity and showers her with lot of surprises throughout life.He treats every person with respect and takes care of family.
by prime sapien November 25, 2021
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Get the Alpona mug.Alosh is a handsome ,kind and innocent guy.He cannot bare hurting anyone so if u ever meet Alosh be happy you have because they are few on Earth
by Shawty 🌹 November 28, 2021
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She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.
by UR<3 December 4, 2021
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