cougarmama50294420's definitions
short, bald-headed, pervert. Will eye fuck anything he sees walking. Legend has it he possesses the ability to impregnate anyone on sight. If you see this man avoid all eye contact
"walk away dont look at him hes an alpesh"
"you gave eye contact to alpesh?!? here quick swallow this plan b"
"I'm afraid you have been alpeshed. Would you like to keep the baby?"
"you gave eye contact to alpesh?!? here quick swallow this plan b"
"I'm afraid you have been alpeshed. Would you like to keep the baby?"
by cougarmama50294420 November 23, 2021
Get the Alpeshmug.