I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 3, 2021

admirable

An underhanded, snarky way to insult someone who's acted grossly selfish, or anyone you really hate; short for admirable cunt.

"You, sir, are admirable."

"I don't know if I admire anyone as much as I admire you, you're just so admirable."

by MattIsAdmirable May 8, 2010

secret admirer

a stalker with an attourney.

"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."

by mm. jg June 21, 2008

admire

Verb

The act of comparing friends of the same sex to other "cuter" specimens

Dood I just got admired. He said I wasn't as cute as Ashton.

by mike rotch February 28, 2003

Admiralism

When you consume so much Admiral Nelson that you turn into a bipolar, raging alcoholic.

"Where'd Devin go?"

"He's having a case of Admiralism. He took his bottle and stormed out the door."

by remtiwnived December 11, 2012

Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater April 29, 2012

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004