xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023

top players

A specific elite social bracket of MMORPG players. Common characteristics of a top player include:

Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.

DEADLY COWARD IS A TOP PLAYERS!!!11~ - Khaz (and the majority of AE)

by Deadly123 November 25, 2007

Zed Players

A champion in League of Legends where if you play this champion you automatically suck.

Nathaniel: What champion do you main?
Francis : Zed
Nathaniel: lol ur bad

Zed Players = nonce

by YesMyEyesAreSidewards October 30, 2022

Rust player

A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement

"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"

by Yourfavoritedumbass__ May 4, 2022

Player Gametoons

a weirdo from gametoons who always loses

guy 69: did you watch gametoons
guy 420: no what the flip is a game toon
guy 69: nvm i just think Player is cool
guy 420: whatever player is, it's not cool
guy 69: his name is technically Player Gametoons but ok
guy 420: my statement stands.

by BentPlayz222 February 10, 2022

Xbox player

a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.

"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"

by Pajcho March 12, 2022

Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.

He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf

by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019