A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
by US Gouverment May 31, 2020
Get the Kevin Penguinmug. Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
Get the penguin herdmug. When a black man of Cajun descent has sex with a petite white girl while standing up. The black and white mixture resembles a penguin.
by Penguin Louisiana May 30, 2017
Get the louisiana penguinmug. A BRILLIANT game in which a small penguin population is knocked off of an iceberg for the entertainment of its sadistic players
Interviewer: What would you say is your life’s greatest achievement?
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄
by Leinad11 August 4, 2023
Get the penguin gamemug. Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
by Noel Random March 21, 2010
Get the Penguin Eatermug. by TheRealKq January 4, 2018
Get the Snacky Penguinmug. Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...
by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018
Get the Stoner Penguinmug.