by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Stanley is one of the most loyal people you will encounter in this life. Loyal, as well as, genuine, kind, and over all the all-in-one package! Stanley's are very protective of what and who they love. They will go to the worlds end in order to protect that of which they cherish. Stanley's are very in tune with their natural ability to feel emotions to the fullest.- And not just their own; Stanley's are very excellent at "feeling the room" and being able to defuse situations with ease and grace. Due to this capability, Stanley's would make fantastic mediators, or even very fare law makers. Stanley's are natural born emotional, but also mental chameleons. Mentally, they can adapt to any situation or environment you put them in. There is just no failing for the Stanley's. Lol. If a Stanley falls into your life's path, keep him. They're hugs are addicting, taste of their kisses are intoxicating, and energy emitt warmth that is better than the summer sun at high point. One simply cannot help but to fall in love. Especially when getting lost in the awe-struck magnificent eyes. Stanleys have the best eyes hands down! There is so much to say about Stanley's, but overall, they are, or very well could be, a perfect reason to get up ever morning and to try the day :) so never loose a Stanley. Keep them close <3
by BeccatheWrecka June 14, 2022

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴
In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤
by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

A very demure and preppy water bottle that is large in size and has a handle. If you have a fake stanley (aka a water bottle that is similar to a stanley) it is considered very undemure.
by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
