by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.
by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass
by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.
1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.
by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020
