the gordon dripman

he's a pro crim player and also very rich

the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro

nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass

qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe

by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021

owen gordon

a big man that loves eating mcdonalds daily

he is such a owen gordon, he wont stop ordering door dash mcdonalds!

by somebody not the silly goose December 15, 2023

aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.

Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.

by @yourface January 30, 2017

Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

Eilidh Gordon

One sexy mofo.

Y U SO EILIDH GORDON

by somerandomguy2 September 24, 2011

gordon

"gordon" is the word used when referencing a large group or flock of clowns.

We saw a gordon of clowns camped out in the local park.

by brainblur June 3, 2023

Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray

Scandal in the White House to Oppenheimer in the war room, Goldwyn's Gordon Gray knows power plays yo!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Goldwyn doing these days?

Person 2: Tony Goldwyn as Gordon Gray in Oppenheimer, power never changes man!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023