by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.
by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

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by Todd Everboat August 23, 2007

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.
"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."
by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Being at work and having to take at least 7 bowel movements each shift. It may be because your lazy or you actually have to shit 7 times per day .
by Rumble 101 February 10, 2019
