Citizen Dildo

One who is rich or in a position of high power but chooses to mingle or associate himself with lowerclass people. This term is usually issued to the person by his or her peers whom are also rich or in powerful positions.

I find it absolutely amazing that a self made billionair, such as Greg, would voluntarily be a citizen dildo.

by Larry March 26, 2004

dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.

let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.

by henry's balls October 16, 2007

Dildo Foot

1. A rubber or plastic foot used mainly by females to insert into their vagina for sexual stimulation. Some feet also vibrate via battery power.

2. An asshole friend

Dude, she gonna be gettin' all over that dildo foot tonight.

Sup dildo foot?

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

dildo duel

1. haveing 1 dildo that can go into 2 pussys at once
2. 2 guys fighting with dildos.

1. It was awesome when we moved that dildo shaft like it was our own female penis
2. "dAWg i found a 2 didlos in he purse want to FIZITE?!?

by ccdd December 10, 2003

dildo smack

a physical attack with an apparatus used for sexual pleasure (dildo) also one whom is like to suffer such a blow on a regular basis.

abel sun is a dildo smack and i will dildo smack him.

by abel sun April 28, 2003

dildo deflector

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

by zackola January 13, 2008