sub-crap

Level of worthless-ness below crap.
"Bjork's performance last night on SNL was sub-crap."
by Izzy_007 April 22, 2007
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Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 01, 2017
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Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
by lonestardic October 13, 2021
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holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 29, 2003
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CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter
person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock
by Pipboy_3000 April 01, 2011
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Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 13, 2009
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absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
by pencilfencil July 28, 2013
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