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Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.
John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!
by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020
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Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe
by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021
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Kobe Bryant

Awesome basketball legend that career happened from 1997- 2016. He played full time with the Lakers and is famous for his 81 point game against the Toronto Raptors. He died in January 2020 in a helicopter along with his daught Gigi
I watched a highlight reel of Kobe Bryant on YouTube last night.

Kobe Bryant and Shaquille o Neal had a feud I think
by 7234 May 12, 2020
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Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way
Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself
by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019
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Go Full Kobe

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020
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Kobe!

A phrase yelled by a helicopter pilot as he purposefully crashes it into a nearby object, killing the people inside.
by Big Pot January 28, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
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