Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025

Fountain of Youth

The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.

Friend- Yo can you come over?

You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth

by Thick_Shrimp April 21, 2024

Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.

The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.

by Mons Penith December 9, 2023

tornado fountain

an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night

by oldguard April 20, 2023

Fountain O' youth

When you blow an O around his dick while he cums.

I just gave him a fountain o' youth

by sosumi November 22, 2021

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

fountain of youth

when a person(s) get sprayed with an unreasonably amount of baby cum causing you to have the ability to be young again.

I got sprayed by the fountain of youth at the daycare again!!!

by Mickey mouse Crackhouse April 21, 2022