I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.
by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012
Get the lifemug. 
The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)
by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016
Get the lifemug. Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Lifemug. You live your childhood being carefree then when you start kindergarten you officially start your walk through hell. At the end of collage you celebrate then another gate appears, which leads you to work, until you retire at the age of 60 then die in the near future.
by 77x77 February 27, 2018
Get the Lifemug. by Dubiks August 27, 2018
Get the lifemug.