1) A badass!
2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.
by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023
Get the John Marstonmug. by Realfactd May 30, 2023
Get the Klondike like Leto Johnmug. 
A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.
by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023
Get the Johnmug. Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug. by UDGoddess January 11, 2019
Get the John Cenamug.