The π = 3 Church

When believers subscribe to the uncompromising view that any numbers or fractions mentioned in, or mathematical constants derived from, the Bible must be taken literally with zero room for approximation, adulteration, or subtraction.

Founded by a group of Bible literalists-turned-theomaticians, the π = 3 Church has so far failed to appeal to pre-believers and the converted, especially those who’re allergic to school or college math, despite regularly distributing free pies and pizzas to the poor in the community.

by Fasters February 12, 2023

:3

Means you want to be fucked exceptionally hard

:3 uwu pwease fuck me pwease :3

by Swedish Barnacle Balls May 16, 2025

3

a number that comes after 2 and before 4

spaceship self destruct system: "1..2..3..4..5.."

by some white millenial April 20, 2018

<3

People mistaken this as a heart, but it's actually a cyclops doing a :3 face with ^^ eyes.

Cyclops: <3
Me: Look! A cyclops doing a :3 with ^^ eyes

by Ilikekidsnon-sexually July 5, 2023

The 3 c's of civilization

Capitalism, conservatism and constitution

The 3 c's of civilization are needed for a healthy society.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2021

november 3

national slap everyone whose name starts with M in the face day!!

Y/N: It’s november 3!! you know what that means😊😊
M name: what?

Y/N: *slaps M*

by loons_21 November 2, 2022

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018