James

The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore

Her: “who will we have a threesome with”
Him “who else but James”

by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022

James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.

Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.

Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

James cored

To get pegged by your girlfriend.

Gene james cored Evan last night.

by anonymous November 12, 2025

Joaquin James

"A greek boy that likes shroom jokes and Toby Denton".

"Joaquin James stop looking at shrooms !"

by shroom10191 September 11, 2021

James

James is someone who is normally narcissistic and preys on vulnerable women. He is usually found off his face on ket and other recreational drugs. He is associated with more than one woman at a time and usually found with a circle of friends that are degrading towards women. Violent and socially awkward, never takes the blame for this actions and riddled with STI’s. Cracking smile but no ass, chavvy dress code and generally self absorbed. Control freak with temper issues. Nice hair pretty boy who thinks he’s gods gift to women even though behind his back they laugh at his expense. Homosexual in denial.

Oh my god! Must be a James!

Can’t believe your with someone called James, they are all the same!

by Clint Flint October 2, 2021

James Pearce

"James Pearce" also known as Jimbo is a magical Liverpool journalist with many magnificent traits such as the famous Jimbo dagger or bad news james where he baiscally shuts any transfer rumor associated with liverpool fc

"Liverpool FC want a midfielder"

-James Pearce " False, Liverpool have no intrest in rebuilding the engine room untill the summer 2027"

by AndrewTheTopred August 25, 2022