Slap Nut

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot

"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"

by anonymous March 11, 2025

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

slap

to hit someone (or something) with the palm of his/her hand on the targeted part of the body (or object).

fuck nigga gets bitch slapped.

by suckmyapple July 4, 2020

Cum Slap chicken

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.

The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!

by godloveshos March 6, 2021

slap

Sounds Like A Plan

Friend 1: Hey man! You wanna meet up at 5?
Friend 2: Actually, 4:20 sounds better to me.
Friend 1: slap (sounds like a plan)

(acronym made by @bennysack on tik tok)

by bo.ba January 25, 2021

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021