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Middlebrooksing

Cock-blocking someone while attending or watching a baseball game.
Yo-- I am so close to going home with Yadina after the game, but Will keeps Middlebrooksing me by telling her stories about his uncle, Ozzie Smith.
by CzechChick October 30, 2013
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Middlesex High School

A school where when there is a snow storm and we only get a delay opening. A place where the bathrooms get locked because of people smoking in them. Where people think they’re ghetto and shit. And act all tuff. This place just ain’t it. Where the hallways smell like body odor and piss. Where people don’t know how to flush🙄
Girl: “ what school do you go to”
Guy: “ Don’t laugh, but I got to Middlesex High School
Girl: “...”
by Lmaooooo461 February 12, 2019
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middleofnowhere0102

the anti boomer lady on tiktok
'psa on parenting and you guessed it not gonna be popular" - Samantha (middleofnowhere0102)
by Miku simp 200 February 29, 2020
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middleton in teesdale

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs
by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020
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Middlebrook Hot

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation more attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive boys acquiring girls who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors except Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.
by notchahenE September 1, 2021
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Middleburg Highschool

Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):

(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”

Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”

Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)

Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
“Yo, I heard there was a bat infestation at Middleburg Highschool!”
by MiddleburgTrash December 17, 2021
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Middlestream

A source, opinion, fact, information or person who is not mainstream nor fringe. To find such information does not require delving into the depths of the dark web, it is relatively available, but not well known nor featured by the mainstream.
"I like Rachel Maddow"
"Fuck mainstream media"
"I like Alex Jones"
"Too fringe for me"
"I watch Bret Weinstein on Joe Rogan"
"Very middlestream"
by ElectricBananaMan February 28, 2023
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