Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.

Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.

by Frishishadub March 18, 2023

Bean Roll

The finest delicacy in the north of Scotland, usually sold by caithness mobile catering. It consists of a can of Heinz beans and a roll

Person 1 : what would you like
Person 2 : Bean roll
Person 1 : aww bean roll there pure treats lek

by Wife took e Bairns March 22, 2023

cool beans

something hereward would say

"your dog died"

hereward - cool beans

by not hereward March 27, 2023

Bean Water

An Insult to someone who has a big head/five head but has no brains/knowledge.

Ex. Your head is full of Bean Water

by TheDarthTeslaYT March 29, 2023

cool beans

Cool, I don't care

*Your dad telling you anything about something you don't care about and him winning something*

"Cool beans."

by kyvz March 29, 2023

BEan

gunnar's discord kitten

is that bean?
yeah its gunnar's ekitten

by beanud April 1, 2023

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025