Rise N Shine

When you fart on an escalator

Similar to dutch oven but it takes place in public

Rise and Shine is the act of farting on an escalator "accidentally" in order to wake up individuals below you who have no choice but to Rise N Shine

by Paradizzi February 8, 2023

Screaming over Mac n' Cheese

when you discover your wife/girlfriend/partner having sex with another man. it refers to yelling at them and being ignored aside from the squelching sound of the fucking that sounds like Mac n' Cheese

you: when I saw them I felt like I was screaming over Mac n' Cheese

by Makka6670 October 29, 2025

Jaylen N

Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."

Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."

by CHatlotte Butcher May 21, 2024

Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.

(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"

by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024

Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020

I r r e l e v a n t

keeamalee

bitch you I r r e l e v a n t get the fuck out my face

by Fellcurry May 8, 2018

Ţ̴̻̞̆̏͆͝ĥ̵̡͈̻͖͚̝̼̠̳̞͐̀̔̒̌̾̀e ̬͔̺̝̳̮̝̮͑̐̈́̄̈́̋ ̺͖́́̂G̵̡̘͇̮͖͒͑͋́r̵̮͓͚͙̠̭̀̓͑̏̄͆̉̉̏e̵̺̪͎̫̤̝̠͚̔̔̓͑̾̏͜a̵̮̘̒̀̅̉̎̿̌̏̇̚t̴͓̥̳̼̪͖̤͕͂́͋̓̚ͅ ̴̞̝̗̮͖̻̐̌̆̈́́̕Û̴̜̟̳̱͍̉͘͘͘͜ṇ̵̢͉̰͉͇̟̦͖̤̌͘͝k ͈͆̑̅̍n ̨̲͕̠͍͖͖̟̈͋̐̆̏͗̇o̵͚̰̯͓̜̲̖͠w ̯̰̼̙̘̦̺͖͒́͘ͅͅn ̼̐̋̒̈̐̌̈́

Imagine a void that's filled with powerful primordial entities, each embodying concepts that are beyond human comprehension. This void operates on a strict ranking system, with the most powerful entities as its undisputed leaders. The only way to gain access is if a member of this void exits or enters its doors. No ifs, ands, or buts about it, in theory, you can summon a member but it's not recommended. Also, it should never be plainly written, it should be covered by a sort of font or some shit

"Dude I went to my grandma's for Thanksgiving and that shit rocked, the food, the people, and the vibes. How bout you, man?"

'I summoned ( ̦̳̰͔̠͕̲̈́̏͋͌̅̓̕-̵̘̓̄̂͒̔͂= ̘̞͍͎̼̜̈́̑̅̈́{̶̝̙͙̻̋̊̀-̵̖̖̤̻͆> ̡̭̈́̈́͑͗͛̎̈́̀̑- ̩͉̲͇̹̭̌̈̅̿̇͌̅͌͘-̵̡̙̱̖͓͕̠͔̳̇̐͜c̴͙͋̑̆ from the Ţ̴̻̞̆̏͆͝ĥ̵̡͈̻͖͚̝̼̠̳̞͐̀̔̒̌̾̀e ̬͔̺̝̳̮̝̮͑̐̈́̄̈́̋ ̺͖́́̂G̵̡̘͇̮͖͒͑͋́r̵̮͓͚͙̠̭̀̓͑̏̄͆̉̉̏e̵̺̪͎̫̤̝̠͚̔̔̓͑̾̏͜a̵̮̘̒̀̅̉̎̿̌̏̇̚t̴͓̥̳̼̪͖̤͕͂́͋̓̚ͅ ̴̞̝̗̮͖̻̐̌̆̈́́̕Û̴̜̟̳̱͍̉͘͘͘͜ṇ̵̢͉̰͉͇̟̦͖̤̌͘͝k ͈͆̑̅̍n ̨̲͕̠͍͖͖̟̈͋̐̆̏͗̇o̵͚̰̯͓̜̲̖͠w ̯̰̼̙̘̦̺͖͒́͘ͅͅn ̼̐̋̒̈̐̌̈́ on accident and ended up 100k in student debt and was forced to

binge-watch all of Cailou while ( ̦̳̰͔̠͕̲̈́̏͋͌̅̓̕-̵̘̓̄̂͒̔͂= ̘̞͍͎̼̜̈́̑̅̈́{̶̝̙͙̻̋̊̀-̵̖̖̤̻͆> ̡̭̈́̈́͑͗͛̎̈́̀̑- ̩͉̲͇̹̭̌̈̅̿̇͌̅͌͘-̵̡̙̱̖͓͕̠͔̳̇̐͜c̴͙͋̑̆ devoured all my lifes most prized possesions.'

"..."

'I also learned about Cheese.'

"Fucking awesome dude."

by Google Home November 27, 2023