detonation of the dick

The eventual side effect of ridiculously over-prescribed medications.

My doctor prescribed me FuckYouNoll and warned me of the side effect I'll lose my cock to Detonation Of The Dick.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 2, 2018

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Dick-Bricker

Someone so mean or such an asshole that they deserve a brick thrown at their dick at full force.

Jacob: Man, Thomas is a dick-bricker.
Steve: Yeah, I would so love to throw a brick at his dick.

by TheBiggestDingus September 20, 2016

Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020

Zebra Dick

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.

Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.

by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022

Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.

My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022