bachelor bomb

When a single guy (or Dad who's a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.

"Sorry I'm running late, I set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that shit up before Katie gets home."

by Marauder12 July 9, 2016

bomb

a device used to create explosions

During war, we can launch bombs to hurt the other country.

by The Word Wrangler April 7, 2020

Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.

A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?

by Organikz October 10, 2009

Fonz Bomb

Giving a double thumbs up, then using both thumbs as an implement of sexual pleasure on a willing female. i.e. inserting both thumbs up a womans vagina with the intent of providing pleasure to the woman.

I went down on this chick last night and hit her with the Fonz Bomb.

I fonz bombed my girlfriend last night. It was hilarious.

by loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

High Bombs

When Jax runs at you throwing hammer punches.The most epic move in mortal kombat trilogy.

HERE come the high bombs
How do the high bombs taste.
Hhhhhhhhigh bombs

by Crew Master Flex April 4, 2008

Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

by VAN MAN July 31, 2013