tits and bricks

comparing 2 things that have nothing to do with each other

wayne: idk if i should get a Chevy or an apple

me:thats tits and bricks dude

by wasmuis April 30, 2018

Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.

If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.

by Morguean April 1, 2022

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022

Flip-tit

A disorientated person who has sexual affections for objects

'The flip-tit she is, doesn't know whats right!'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

polygonal tits

Something that can be seen in the old school tomb raider games

Wow look at Lara Crofts polygonal tits! They're Massive

by DudeManMcCool January 8, 2024