eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

Dec 3

When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7

Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝

by Longballsguy December 3, 2023

Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

Linda<3

Linda the cutest person ever????!
Absolutely gorgeous & stunning and has amazing long hair. Beautiful inside and out.

Talking to her is so fun!!

Her>>>>>everyone else. She’s funny, hot, strong, emotional and smart. Linda loves dogs & anime. Linda cares about people she loves and once you meet Linda you should never let her go. show her how many ppl love her and that she deserves to be loved!! Because sometime in your life. You're really going to need her.

Linda<3 The cutest person I’ve ever met, i love her

by Animegirl83782 November 20, 2021

swag<3

Secretly We Are Gay but dont tell anyone

swag<3, youd better not tell benda
Secretly We Are Gay, youd better not tell benda

by Komarisezenily February 8, 2021

seog <3

a literal demon. They are often found in the wild reading smut.

“That gorl acts like such a seog <3”

by Banana_bucky August 25, 2021

Composition 3 DE

The greatest class ever, taught by the greatest teacher ever. On a scale from 1-10 of pure awesomeness, this class would be a 14 without a doubt. Never has a class been such a learning experience, as well as being the greatest experience of anyone’s life. A true pleasure for anyone who takes this class.

“Hey I’m taking Composition 3 DE this year.” said Gary.

“Oh no way you’re so lucky. I wish I could take that class!” said John.

by HiMyNameIsGary May 7, 2018