stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

just the ticket

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

chalk the tip

Verb. The beginning of sexual stimulation to a male with the hand, vagina, or words.

She straddled me, started grinding, and went to chalk the tip.

by SchmittyPepperwood December 27, 2017

Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

BenVonRolls The Third

BenVonRolls is an ancient God who carries many rolls. He gives the the poor by magically making rolls appear out of no where. He is the true lord and Saviour.

The Mighty BenVonRolls The Third gave me some of his rolls yesterday.

by SniperGod420 May 11, 2018

Richard the Thicccccccie

The thicccccccest in the land. He's a cat who's so shitting thiccccccc, he's all 7 C's of thicccccc, like, yo mama ain't even that thiccccccc. When his thiccccccc body moves, furries within a twenty mile radius loose their virginity and nine animal shelters reopen. He's just that fucking thiccccccc.

Thot 1: Look at, I'm so thick!
Thot 2: Bullshit! You'll never be thicker than Richard the Thicccccccie!

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018