Full-assing

When you have so much shit to do, that you have no choice but to full-ass all day, even if it means no batin'.

Man, I was full-assing it all day, I didn't even have time to pull a houdini on your mom.

by booty_jiggler69 March 9, 2009

Gay ass

French in WW2

The baguettes are a bunch of gay ass

by Pandours November 21, 2019

ass splash

when one shits so forcefully that water spashes up on their buttocks.

I shit so hard last night that I got ass splash!

by MC YT November 16, 2005

ugly-ass

Adjective that says that an article of clothing is so hideous that one would not even wear it while committing a double-murder.

O.J. Simpson, when confronted at a deposition with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:

"I wouldn't wear that ugly-ass shoe."

by highnrising November 26, 2009

You ass

What people say when you act like a fool or a jerk. Can also be used interchangeably with asshole

1. (man says something rude to his boss) Boss: You ass! get out of here, you're fired!

2. (man inappropriately hits on a girl like a jerk ) Girl: You asshole! (repeatedly hits man with purse)

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

ass tourettes

Someone that doesn't actually have tourettes syndrome, but can't help but say ass after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. Nobody really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.

Tom: "Dude, fuck me in my ass! holy ass! did you see that fly-ass motherfucker doing that buttery-ass boardslide? I about shat my pants that was so bad ass. Sphincter!"

Doug: "Dude, you dumb-ass. You have ass tourettes."

by ass muncher 9000 July 22, 2010

Ass Boner

When you crap yourself, but not a liquid shit, a nice hard terd.

Oh man, looks like Cliffosaurus is sporting an ass boner!

by Johnstockton October 5, 2009