Checkout Stick

A stick used to strike vicious, unleashed dogs when they approach you on the beach.

“See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”

by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021

Sped stick

A person named brenda is always going to be a sped stick

That girl brenda is a sped stick

by The cool kid cam January 3, 2022

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.

by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022

Stick-Dick

When your penis is longer then it is wide

Guy: bro my dick is so long

Other Guy: is it thick tho?

Guy: nah bro

Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then

by Imsexuallyatrattractedtomen January 4, 2022

Sticks

An all encompassing word for ridiculousness, nonsense, random debauchery, elevated levels of alcohol in the system, unprovoked rant and unprocessed anger. Particularly in the gay community

“Girl, why did you rage text me sunday? Are you sticks”.
Bartender to bartender “We can’t serve her anymore, she’s sticks!l”
Went to a lame party…left. It was sticks.

by Birdisthewordtwigs January 5, 2022

Up-sticking

Holding one’s stick above the waist in a hockey game or practice.

Brian got a penalty for up-sticking

by Pollyy January 8, 2022

Shit stick

Shit stick (The Shit stick) known as a penis coated in shit after having anal.

Guy 1: “Hey I done anal with my wife last night..”
Guy 2: “I bet you had a Shit Stick after”
Guy 1: “Yeah, my wife licked my big old shit stick like it was a chocolate ice cream”

by Tarrxn24 January 14, 2022