saucy dick

a dick, or penis that is covered in cum.

after fucking she gave me a saucy dick and i needed a towel to clean it up

by Phoney01 September 26, 2017

twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado

I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!

by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017

Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Dick Lava

When you get repeatedly punched in the balls and you ejaculate a blood-semen mixture.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her with her sister I spewed dick lava for a week.

by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017

strange dick

When you have sex with someone you don't know.

Yo them Delaware girls are all about that strange dick bro.

by Bluesteel904 October 19, 2017

dick jungle

A man with a lot of pubes and a penis so small that you can't find it in that jungle of pubes

BigJigglyPanda: Dick Jungle's what I call my pubic hair
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both

by Spicy Meme Addict October 17, 2017

The Office Dick

The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.

Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.

by Duece79 October 18, 2017