you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.

You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

by {insert username here} April 13, 2022

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a very offensive thing to say to somebody but the CORRECT way to answer is no u

Joe: ur mom gay
John: no u

Joe: *dies*

by Ur.mom.gay. February 5, 2020

Your mom

A sad way to try and roast someone.

Guy 1: Hey what’s your least favourite food?
Guy 2: Your mom

by Iamyerdad November 3, 2020

Timothy Shin Huang's Mom

The person you like to sleep with the most is Timothy Shin Huang's Mom because she is very sexual and knows how to give a man a good time. Timothy Shin Huang's Mom is one of the most easiest to get in bed with because she is very horny all the time. If you are Timothy Shin Huang's friends you are most likely to have had sex with her.

I slept with Timothy Shin Huang's Mom tonight because she and I were very horny.

by LELELE is better the Tim February 27, 2020

Richards mom

I very fine lady that we the people like to have intercourse with.

Simon: That filled me up
Ash: You know who I filled up?
Simon: Who?
Ash: Richards mom

by Game & Watch November 25, 2021

Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

Mikaela’s Mom

Sexy, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, lovable, funny, perfect. Only Mikaela could have a mom so great

Guy 1: She is BHAD
Guy 2: That’s because she’s Mikaela’s mom!

by Secsiboy January 24, 2023