Mom

Someone who tells you that they are not made of money, but guess what...
M- Made
O- Of
M- Money

Me:mom can you buy me airpods
Mom:im not made of money i cant pay that much for small blutooth earbuds
Me: Doesn't mom mean made of money
Mom: You little smart***

by Hdjdjdbbejekdb October 13, 2019

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 13, 2019

Mom

They cool and do stuff

Mom is cool and does stuff for you

by Stanley Hudson October 14, 2019

ur mom

a word that annyoing ass bitch uses

hey jamie how was your day
UR MOM JENNIFER

by wackkkgayurmom October 15, 2019

Mom

CEO of da house

Mom beat me with a shoe

by Instantpizza66 August 8, 2019

ur mom

A very nice lady :)

ur mom is a very nice person

by TheHylian12 August 10, 2019

mom-ing it up

The act of having your pants constantly fall down low enough to have Plummer’s butt especially at the worst possible time

Pull up your pants you are totally mom-ing it up over there.

by Pink drink's constantly September 2, 2019