John Deering 

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

John Deering by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

John Day

town in eastern Oregon..aka.. john dodge,dodge,j.d. one stop light town

im heading to John Day to see family

John Day by tee.. July 9, 2011

Johnathan

A fuckin weeb

Johnathan is such a weeb

Johnathan by TaKshi69420 December 3, 2019

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine 

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

Johnstown Chiefs 

A professional ice hockey team located in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Lake Erie Monsters, and Syracuse Crunch of the AHL, and the Colorado Avalanche, and the Columbus Blue Jackets of the NHL.

Lets Go JOHNSTOWN CHIEFS!!!

Johnstown Chiefs by Johnstown Chiefs Fan January 29, 2009

Johnathan

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

You will never want a Johnathan in your life

Johnathan by Very honest May 21, 2018

Johnson 

the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

Johnson by gh17 September 2, 2011