fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 08, 2024

slip some fish

To tongue someone's derriere

We were going at it and she decided to slip some fish to me

by mjfriend August 13, 2009

Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 01, 2018

Faith Fish

Kim Kardashians richer, prettier, big bootier, twin sister.

Wow! Is that Faith Fish?

I heard Faith Fish is dating Carlos!

by Difnhegue January 30, 2022

fish tities

Those little bumps on fisishes under it's gills, commonly found on goldfish

I should have bought that one fish with the fish tities, I find them so intresting

by -Anonimously 😛 September 19, 2017

fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023