(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013
Get the awkward dickmug. The Chigga dick is a condition where the male genitalia becomes drastically reduced in size inadvertently by the consumption of Chigga. The Chigga dick can no longer be operated and remains in its flaccid state, it has been known that the rain coat actually conceals the member in its entirety for upto 10 hours,
Oh my god Becky wants me to drill her tonight but I’ve got the Chigga dick; I’m gonna have to go home
by Pleasure cannon October 25, 2019
Get the Chigga dickmug. by urbandick27 October 3, 2013
Get the the dick facemug. What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
by Telephony February 26, 2017
Get the dick drugsmug. by nodankmemes November 25, 2019
Get the Twizzler Dickmug. Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.
His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!
Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)
John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE
Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche
Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?
Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead
Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.
Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)
Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)
Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.
Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)
*Tesla crashes*
Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.
The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!
Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)
John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE
Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche
Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?
Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead
Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.
Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)
Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)
Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.
Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)
*Tesla crashes*
Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.
The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.
by The truth tellar March 13, 2020
Get the the rich dickmug. The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.
by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010
Get the Dick doodledmug.