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Mormon dick

A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.
Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.
by NotNestle April 14, 2022
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Innate Dick

Someone who doesn't mean to be a dick, they just naturally have no regard for anyone besides themselves. This person will automatically have one of your cigarettes lit in their mouth before you realize what's happened. They never thank you but will demand praise for any "gesture" they do for you, regardless of how small. It's bad if you don't praise them because it required a lot of effort for them to tame all of their instinctive impulses urging them to meet their own list of needs. Very self-important, should you fall short in catering to their will, you will (hopefully-0.05% chance) be disregarded or (more likely- 95.5% chance) be met with disdain and made aware of their annoyance with you.
EX.1

*Takes another one of your cigarettes without asking*

Me: "How many of my cigarettes have you taken?"

Innate Dick: "It's only my fourth one.. chill out"

EX 2
~ Innate Dick in a roommate scenario~
Roommate: {sees ID's junk at the bottom of the stairs, dusty from sitting there for a month, and brings them up for him because it's no big deal}
Innate Dick: {sees Roommate's junk at the bottom of the stairs, sat there for two days. Now every time ID sees your face he will remind you to "please bring your stuff up" with a furrowed brow that's meant to make you feel like a slacker}

EX3

~friendship scenario~
Do not expect to be offered any comfort items- food, drink, a place to sit- just do it because remember, he won't acknowledge your needs on any level. That would be highly unnatural and cause for suspicion.

EX4

*Innate Dick as a passenger in a car*
The Innate Dick must control music selection always
If he fails at doing this, he will put in his headphones and turn it up loud so you hear it even with your music playing.
You'll turn your music up since it is now competing with his headphones but he will demand you turn it down.

And, despite having his headphones in, he'll still judge you for your music taste. Saying something like, "Seriously, do you play these songs to annoy me..." accompanied by a look of disdain.

This all comes after you have catered to his will, driving him around to fulfill his wants all day.
by It was fucking good ham May 13, 2019
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dick forehead

When someone has an abnormally large forehead and their hairline is receding. Also known as a Widows peak.
That man needs some rogain, his dick forehead is getting bigger!
by peckerhead123 July 23, 2017
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Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.
"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016
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dick driven

someone who is so driven by the goal of attaining penis that they let things that they normally would not let slide to happen because it clouds their judgment.
I can’t believe I was unbothered by him finishing on my expensive couch. I was so dick driven.
by marigoldsister October 7, 2020
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Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.
That car is nuking dick!
by Charrr July 9, 2022
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Pringle dick

When you magnum dong can get the last Pringle out of the can
Jackson has a Pringle dick, he even got the last chip *wink *wink *nudge *nudge
by Ultra_Chad May 25, 2019
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