Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

dog food

The name tells, food for dogs. Some dogfood are known to contain dog meats from dogs killed in dog pounds.

mmmmmm....dogfood....they look so tasty!!

by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

dog tags

collectables on MGS series. Highly addictive and hazardous to your health. Found by holding guards up. THEY DO A DANCE (ô_o)

This dog tag is Hideo Kojima. Who is that?

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

Hot Dog

Extremely famous person with an arrogant attitude

She's dated some failry well known men before, but this guy is a real Hot Dog.

by $ally August 5, 2007

june dog

when you put ur bare ass butthole on somebody's nose and squeeze off a stinker while they are asleep, awaking them into a stinky haze of ass gas.

dude, sean woke me up this morning with a june dog. it was stinky and very hot.

by Patrick - a.k.a. The Original One April 29, 2008

Honey Dog

When honey is added to your penis and, using your own dog (therefore it is not cheating, because its your own dog) you get the dog to lick the honey off of your genitals and cum in its eye.

"Pookie want some honey"

by Penisbot August 30, 2005

Baby dog

sexy book smart chick that typically wears glasses and bright red lipstick, she has big boobs although you can see her ribcage when she takes her top off. Don't take her downtown because she has zero street smarts. You will also have to teach a baby dog a lot in bed because she is inexperienced. check her ID because baby dogs are sometimes under 18

"Listen here baby dog im the man you've been dreamin of, its almost cuddle buddy season, wanna hump?"

by tg2007 January 16, 2012