D comfort

Comforting youre partners emotional distress with your dick. Usually combined with a tear fetish.

"Dude when my girlfriend was crying about some drama last night , i had no other choice then to give her some D comfort."

by Thritewash October 10, 2015

D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.

Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.

by FindingRachael November 29, 2015

Sweeping the D

1. Getting someone's number (digits) or flirting.
"Sweeping" in on someone you wanna hit up or bang. The "D" is a play on dick or digits.

Both apply in the moment pretty much.

ex 1.
Sarah: "Oh dude did you see that guy?"
Marisa: "He's hot. I'd sweep his d."

ex 2.
Haley: "I'm totally sweeping the d with this guy right now."
Max: "The one you keep staring at?"
Haley: "Yeah he keeps looking back at me like I don't know. I'm gonna go talk to him."

by gay baby dog December 15, 2015

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

Drunky-D

Known as the idiot who drinks too much then dances terribly and does embarrassing things. When sober, if one pulls a "drunky-D", you basically are being an idiot and everyone is saying "what the fuck".

I totally thought it would be funny to randomly yell a rap lyric at a hot girl, she was so confused. I def pulled a drunky-D..

by kbasssay January 21, 2016

D Outline Sás

The outline made thought mans underwear when a man grabs his junk.

When I was grabbing myself my friend said man that is a big D Outline Sás!!!

by Nick02306 March 17, 2016

:-D

It's a dick

"Lmao I told my mom :-D meant happy alien smiley face"

by JohnCenaaa April 11, 2016