the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.

A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.

the poop keeps it whar it is by Don Pratt February 2, 2004

Pregnant poop 

A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

Pregnant poop by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

sticky poop 

The type of poop that isn't able to be removed from your rear easily. It lasts forever and takes an extensive amout of toilet paper to remove. Thus deeming it sticky in nature. It "sticks" around.

I used all the toilet paper on account of my sticky poop

sticky poop by Eithwaz April 22, 2014

Hirsh Poop 

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.

Hirsh Poop by no range no game April 10, 2018

Loop de poop

A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.

MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.

Loop de poop by carrotworm June 22, 2011

[YouTube Poop] 

youtube videos designed for persons who do drugs

mama luigi youtube poop

[YouTube Poop] by smilingbob October 21, 2008

Layered Poop Cake 

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

Layered Poop Cake by D-Ridds April 4, 2006