Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.

"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"

by itsanon February 17, 2024

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Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

by AidenHall July 4, 2016

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A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

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The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

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