Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

Hand job

This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.

“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen

by Max Theodore March 5, 2020

slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.

sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.

by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012

right hand shuffle

A hand gesture meaning something similar to "What's up?"--performed by fully extending the right hand, turning the palm towards the face, and shaking the hand up and down, as if you were trying to get somebody's (who has spaced out) attention.

"Ey boy, don't be gon givin' me no right hand shuffle like you mie homeboy uh sumthin!"
"Aww dawg ain't you dun be remembrin me frum dah club last night?"

by Deryck December 24, 2004